36 Issues

209 Articles

17 Lawsuits

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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter

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Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times

It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...

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Newsletter Staff Expands
The Journal of Small Engine Repair

It is with great pride that we announce that two fine journalism professionals have joined the staff of this newsletter. They are pictured here with the editor. Before joining the staff of the Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter, they were on...

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Editor Wins Poetry Award
This Is Your Third and Final Notice

Once again the Editor of this newsletter has won a major poetry award. His new poem is about the driving spirit of missionary work in the latter days and has touched the hearts of the entire Ricks College grounds maintenance crew, and won him their...

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covid prediction?

- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT

Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.

- Mario Molina, Plano tx

"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.

- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va