36 Issues

209 Articles

17 Lawsuits

Welcome to the

Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter

...
Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times

It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...

Read More »
...
Newsletter Staff Changes
The Constitution of the United States of America

Words can hardly express the sadness with which we must announce the retirement from the newsletter staff of Trish and Ginger who only joined us only last month (see "Newsletter Staff Expands" article in June 1997 issue). It seems that some...

Read More »
...
Rare Curelom Bones Found
Harvard Law Review

An extraordinary Book of Mormon related discovery was made last month by the Ricks College Department of Archaeology and Jobs in the Fast Food Industry. Department Chairwoman, Imma Waitin, was going through the cafeteria at the end of a long day when...

Read More »

To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.

- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX

Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.

- Mario Molina, Plano tx

covid prediction?

- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT