36 Issues

209 Articles

17 Lawsuits

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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter

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Recipe Corner
Close Cover Before Striking

This recipe was sent from Zuster Christina Nally who is serving in zee Netherlands. It was reported to have been found in the trunk of an old Dutch guy who brought it from Greece on a bicycle. It is thought to be the original recipe for Greek Olives...

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Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times

It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...

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Rare Curelom Bones Found
Harvard Law Review

An extraordinary Book of Mormon related discovery was made last month by the Ricks College Department of Archaeology and Jobs in the Fast Food Industry. Department Chairwoman, Imma Waitin, was going through the cafeteria at the end of a long day when...

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Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.

- Mario Molina, Plano tx

To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.

- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX

covid prediction?

- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT