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36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times
It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...
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Newsletter Staff Changes
The Constitution of the United States of America
Words can hardly express the sadness with which we must announce the retirement from the newsletter staff of Trish and Ginger who only joined us only last month (see "Newsletter Staff Expands" article in June 1997 issue). It seems that some...
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Rare Curelom Bones Found
Harvard Law Review
An extraordinary Book of Mormon related discovery was made last month by the Ricks College Department of Archaeology and Jobs in the Fast Food Industry. Department Chairwoman, Imma Waitin, was going through the cafeteria at the end of a long day when...
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- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT
Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.
- Mario Molina, Plano tx
"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.
- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va