36 Issues

209 Articles

17 Lawsuits

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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter

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Editor Has Accidental Operation
Floor Coverings Review

The Editor of this newsletter has just recovered from an accidental operation. Thinking he was only scheduled for a rather delicate boil removal, the Editor, because of a series of confused communications with his foreign doctor, ended up undergoing...

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Newsletter Staff Expands
The Journal of Small Engine Repair

It is with great pride that we announce that two fine journalism professionals have joined the staff of this newsletter. They are pictured here with the editor. Before joining the staff of the Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter, they were on...

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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon

This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...

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Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.

- Mario Molina, Plano tx

To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.

- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX

"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.

- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va