36 Issues

209 Articles

17 Lawsuits

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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter

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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon

This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...

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Editor Wins Poetry Award
This Is Your Third and Final Notice

Once again the Editor of this newsletter has won a major poetry award. His new poem is about the driving spirit of missionary work in the latter days and has touched the hearts of the entire Ricks College grounds maintenance crew, and won him their...

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Rare Curelom Bones Found
Harvard Law Review

An extraordinary Book of Mormon related discovery was made last month by the Ricks College Department of Archaeology and Jobs in the Fast Food Industry. Department Chairwoman, Imma Waitin, was going through the cafeteria at the end of a long day when...

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Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"

- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX

Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.

- Mario Molina, Plano tx

To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.

- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX