Table of Contents
36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
Welcome to the
Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Editor Has Accidental Operation
Floor Coverings Review
The Editor of this newsletter has just recovered from an accidental operation. Thinking he was only scheduled for a rather delicate boil removal, the Editor, because of a series of confused communications with his foreign doctor, ended up undergoing...
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Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times
It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...
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Rare Curelom Bones Found
Harvard Law Review
An extraordinary Book of Mormon related discovery was made last month by the Ricks College Department of Archaeology and Jobs in the Fast Food Industry. Department Chairwoman, Imma Waitin, was going through the cafeteria at the end of a long day when...
Read More »To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.
- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX
Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.
- Mario Molina, Plano tx
"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.
- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va