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36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
Welcome to the
Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Editor Has Accidental Operation
Floor Coverings Review
The Editor of this newsletter has just recovered from an accidental operation. Thinking he was only scheduled for a rather delicate boil removal, the Editor, because of a series of confused communications with his foreign doctor, ended up undergoing...
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Newsletter Staff Expands
The Journal of Small Engine Repair
It is with great pride that we announce that two fine journalism professionals have joined the staff of this newsletter. They are pictured here with the editor. Before joining the staff of the Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter, they were on...
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Editor Wins Poetry Award
This Is Your Third and Final Notice
Once again the Editor of this newsletter has won a major poetry award. His new poem is about the driving spirit of missionary work in the latter days and has touched the hearts of the entire Ricks College grounds maintenance crew, and won him their...
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- Mario Molina, Plano tx
"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.
- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va
Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"
- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX