36 Issues

209 Articles

17 Lawsuits

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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter

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Recipe Corner
Close Cover Before Striking

This recipe was sent from Zuster Christina Nally who is serving in zee Netherlands. It was reported to have been found in the trunk of an old Dutch guy who brought it from Greece on a bicycle. It is thought to be the original recipe for Greek Olives...

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Editor Honored
The Herald

In a ceremony held in the men's shower room of the Plano Senior High School gym, Keith Taylor has been honored for his accomplishments and leadership in the field of news reporting. When asked about the guiding principles that were most responsible...

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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon

This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...

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Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.

- Mario Molina, Plano tx

covid prediction?

- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT

Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"

- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX