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36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times
It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...
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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon
This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...
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Rare Curelom Bones Found
Harvard Law Review
An extraordinary Book of Mormon related discovery was made last month by the Ricks College Department of Archaeology and Jobs in the Fast Food Industry. Department Chairwoman, Imma Waitin, was going through the cafeteria at the end of a long day when...
Read More »To this day I still think about ‘Teaching Through Dance’ any time anyone talks about sharing the gospel with others. I still wonder how the three degrees of glory can be succinctly conveyed through dance.
- Jeff Jensen, Fort Worth, TX
Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"
- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX
Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.
- Mario Molina, Plano tx