Table of Contents
36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
Welcome to the
Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Editor Honored
The Herald
In a ceremony held in the men's shower room of the Plano Senior High School gym, Keith Taylor has been honored for his accomplishments and leadership in the field of news reporting. When asked about the guiding principles that were most responsible...
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Editor Has Accidental Operation
Floor Coverings Review
The Editor of this newsletter has just recovered from an accidental operation. Thinking he was only scheduled for a rather delicate boil removal, the Editor, because of a series of confused communications with his foreign doctor, ended up undergoing...
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Missionary Lost to Alligator
The London Financial Times
It is with profound regret that we announce Elder Douglas Taylor has apparently been completely devoured by an alligator. While attempting to lure a family into the waters of baptism by strewing cookies along a jungle path leading from a roadway to a...
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- Mario Molina, Plano tx
"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.
- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va
covid prediction?
- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT