36 Issues

209 Articles

17 Lawsuits

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Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter

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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon

This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...

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Editor Wins Poetry Award
This Is Your Third and Final Notice

Once again the Editor of this newsletter has won a major poetry award. His new poem is about the driving spirit of missionary work in the latter days and has touched the hearts of the entire Ricks College grounds maintenance crew, and won him their...

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Rare Curelom Bones Found
Harvard Law Review

An extraordinary Book of Mormon related discovery was made last month by the Ricks College Department of Archaeology and Jobs in the Fast Food Industry. Department Chairwoman, Imma Waitin, was going through the cafeteria at the end of a long day when...

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Love it, take some more issues out if the bird Cage and send them.

- Mario Molina, Plano tx

covid prediction?

- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT

"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.

- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va