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36 Issues
209 Articles
17 Lawsuits
Welcome to the
Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter
Recipe Corner
Close Cover Before Striking
This recipe was sent from Zuster Christina Nally who is serving in zee Netherlands. It was reported to have been found in the trunk of an old Dutch guy who brought it from Greece on a bicycle. It is thought to be the original recipe for Greek Olives...
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Newsletter Staff Expands
The Journal of Small Engine Repair
It is with great pride that we announce that two fine journalism professionals have joined the staff of this newsletter. They are pictured here with the editor. Before joining the staff of the Intergalactic Missionary Newsletter, they were on...
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WWF Helps Fund New Conference Center
The Book of Mormon
This reporter has uncovered an almost certainly true and shocking fact. Although not yet confirmed by the First Presidency, the Missionary Committee, or the General Presidency of the Relief Society, there is good evidence that the new Conference...
Read More »Keith once read this poem to his Gospel Doctrine class. After hearing the closing lines, some well-meaning listener blurted out, "You've ruined a perfectly good poem!"
- Doug Taylor, Plano, TX
covid prediction?
- Claire Taylor, Provo, UT
"Rumor has it that Elder L. Tom Perry had his herdsman's staff (also known as a crosier) converted into a seven foot long umbrella that he calls 'My Little Buddy.'" A return of this and many great classics.
- Jenny Bringhurst, Woodbridge, Va